He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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