Pappa wants mamma naked
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
There r osticjed everywhere
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
