Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My dad just said "fuck circus"
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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