White coat. Heels.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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