Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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