dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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