so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Randomize
