I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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