I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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