Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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