so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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