found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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