Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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