if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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