just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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