she woke up with a sticky ear
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
this will be a night to untag.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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