I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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