My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
