I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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