I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I am naked and annoyed.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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