His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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