he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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