Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm too high and old for this...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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