So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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