Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Who died my cat blue again?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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