This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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