How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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