Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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