There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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