Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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