I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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