So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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