You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Enjoy the penises
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Randomize
