do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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