How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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