I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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