Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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