Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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