I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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