How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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