it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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