weddingsv make me drug and hornr
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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