Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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