Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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