Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
should my penis look like a turkey
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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