Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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