'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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