8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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