Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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