apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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