you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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