someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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