drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i barfeds in our rink
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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