the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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