i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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