i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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