she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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