Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We are two peas in an std pod
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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